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Total Medals Earned: 39 (From 9 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 800 Points

Cave of Wonders

Rude awakening Unlocked 10/28/09
10 Points
Defeat Luis' 1st form.
Tighty whitey power Unlocked 10/28/09
10 Points
Defeat Luis' 2nd form.
Black Coffin 10 Points Die before beating Luis.
Abyss-mal 25 Points Find the 2nd alternate ending.
Grape Crush 25 Points Find the 1st alternate ending.
Stack the deck 25 Points Defeat Luis' 3rd form.
Flee powder 50 Points Escape the cave.
Lou Lou Zoom 50 Points Beat the game in under 200 seconds.
Real Ultimate Power 100 Points Complete all other achievements!
Exterminator Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 2/10 (20/315 points)

Deliver That Fulp

Can't Concentrate Unlocked 4/14/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Filthy Hands Unlocked 4/14/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Hercules Unlocked 4/14/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Thats Disgusting! Unlocked 4/14/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Just Can't Wait Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Confuzzled Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Goodbye World Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Play Again? Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Speedy Delivery Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Wrong Way Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
You're Too Slow! Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
It's A Boy Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
XYZZY Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 4/13 (40/155 points)

Domo-Kun Angry Smashfest!

Patience Unlocked 10/19/09
5 Points
Sit through the long-ass intro.
Backstory 10 Points Discover the backstory.
Dance Party 10 Points Get invited to the dance party!
Domo Hunt 10 Points Find the hidden game.
Fat Bastard 10 Points Bring out the fat man.
Giant Crab Battle 10 Points Encounter the (kinda) giant crab.
Gojira 10 Points Make a new friend!
Squigly Fish 10 Points Find the Squigly Fish!
The Boy 10 Points Dispense of the boy.
The Girl 10 Points Dispense of the girl.
Dragonslayer 25 Points Slay the dragon without getting hurt!
Zero Vengeance 25 Points Beat level one without getting hurt.
A Smasher is You 50 Points Win the game!
Dongle 50 Points You'll know it when you see it!
Fast Smash 50 Points Smash the car in 20 seconds or less.
Penguin Popper 50 Points Destroy 90 Penguins.
Three Eddies 50 Points Bring at least three Eddies to battle!
Flyby Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Lestor Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/19 (5/430 points)

Escaping the Prison

lol brawl reference Unlocked 4/17/10
5 Points
ROFL ROFL ROFL
Legal Ending Unlocked 4/17/10
25 Points
Break out the legal way.
Badass Ending Unlocked 4/17/10
50 Points
Break out the badass way.
Sneaky Ending Unlocked 4/17/10
50 Points
Break out the Sneaky Way
DONUT WANT! 100 Points ...or do you?
Lots of Effort 100 Points Find all 18 FAILs.
BRAAAGGGHH!! Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 4/7 (130/340 points)

Gretel and Hansel

Baby Steps Unlocked 10/30/09
5 Points
Make Gretel walk for the first time.
Slingshot Breakfast Unlocked 10/30/09
5 Points
Obtain the slingshot
Time is Running Out Unlocked 10/30/09
10 Points
Get the clock
Bitch Slap 10 Points Shoot mom in the face
Honey Horror 10 Points Get Bee Death
Sucked Dry 10 Points Get Spider Death
Electra Complex 25 Points Get Dad Carriage Death
Gretel Unit 25 Points Take 200 shots with the slingshot
Here is Mommy! 25 Points Get Axe Death
Kain 25 Points Kill Hansel
Kiss That Cyuke 25 Points Get Rabbit Death
Pecking Order 25 Points Get Crow Death
Pest Removal 25 Points Trap the squirrel
The Flamer 25 Points Get Fire Death
Clockspert 50 Points Solve clock puzzle
Get Stoned 50 Points Get all 10 stones
Pop, Rock and Drop It 50 Points Drop all ten stones
Grimm Master 100 Points Get all 10 deaths

Medals Earned: 3/18 (20/500 points)

Human Centipede: The Game

Reading Rainbow Unlocked 12/22/10
5 Points
Read through all of the intro and instructions text
Donut Break Unlocked 12/22/10
50 Points
Stop a cop car before it makes contact with a tombstone
Grave Damage 10 Points Destroy 100 tombstones
Hop A Cop 10 Points Bypass a cop by moving over him
Nice Aim 25 Points Destroy 10 dropping needles or scalpels
Raise The Roofie 25 Points collect 3 roofies in a single level
Speedy Pedey 25 Points Destroy 5 of the fastest respawned centipedes in a single level
Antivenom 50 Points Destroy 20 tombstones altered by cop cars
Pede Gatherer 50 Points Achieve 50,000 points
Cop Killa 100 Points Destroy 10 cops for their maximum 900 point value
Pede Master 100 Points Achieve 100,000 points
Dieter's Laser Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Together Forever Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 2/13 (55/550 points)

Miami Shark

Apache Unlocked 10/11/09
25 Points
Crush the Apache Helicopter
LearJet Unlocked 10/11/09
25 Points
Crush the Lear Jet
Mini Unlocked 10/11/09
25 Points
Crush the Mini-Helictopter
Sheriff Unlocked 10/11/09
25 Points
Crush the Sheriff-Helicopter
B2 Unlocked 10/12/09
50 Points
Crush the B-2 Spirit
B52 Unlocked 10/15/09
50 Points
Crush the B-52 Fortress
B747 Unlocked 10/12/09
50 Points
Crush the Boeing 747
Beluga Unlocked 10/11/09
50 Points
Crush the Airbus Beluga
Concorde Unlocked 10/13/09
50 Points
Crush the Concorde
Ducks Unlocked 10/17/09
50 Points
Kill 15 Ducks
SpaceShuttle Unlocked 10/11/09
50 Points
Crush the Space Shuttle
Sailor 50 Points Crush 95 Sailing Yachts

Medals Earned: 11/12 (450/500 points)

Portal Defenders

Big Fuzzy Hug Unlocked 3/3/09
5 Points
Defeat BigFuzzyKitten.
BoM-nivore Unlocked 3/3/09
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
First Blood Unlocked 3/3/09
5 Points
Hit your first enemy.
Jump-Man Unlocked 3/3/09
5 Points
Press the jump button to take flight!.
Doer of Radical Wrong Unlocked 3/3/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Fishmonger Unlocked 3/3/09
10 Points
Defeat Psycho-Goldfish.
Juggler Unlocked 3/3/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Exasperated 5 Points View the game walkthrough.
Konami 5 Points Toggle Halloween Mode on or off.
Chamber Maid 10 Points Defeat Mindchamber.
ZAMBONI 10 Points Get 80% or more on P-bot's cleanup mini-game.
Ambiguous Duo 25 Points Defeat Stamper & Jeff.
BFFs 25 Points Best Friends Forever! Beat the game with both Tom and Dan.
Hollow Weiner 25 Points Beat the game in Halloween Mode.
Nose Diver 25 Points View every game-over ending (1 for each wave).
Zombiieez! 25 Points Eat 5 brains in one game.
Finesser 50 Points Beat the game without using bombs.
King of the Portal 50 Points Send the game's final boss back to the abyss.
Kitty Litter 50 Points Defeat the Kitty Krew without taking any damage.
Vegan 50 Points Beat the game without eating any guts.
Over-achiever 100 Points Beat the game at least once with all 6 characters.
Creditz Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Horde Fighter Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 7/23 (50/540 points)

Toss the Turtle

Acupuncture Unlocked 11/24/09
5 Points
Get skewered on spikes
Gold Star Unlocked 11/24/09
5 Points
Launch the Turtle
Jump Man Unlocked 11/24/09
5 Points
Smash a goomba
Novice Unlocked 11/24/09
5 Points
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Strong Armed Unlocked 11/24/09
10 Points
Get punched by a banana
Question Mark 5 Points Find the hidden button
Amateur 10 Points Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Drunk Driver 10 Points Blow up a jeep
Harrasment 10 Points Crush an angry ground creature
in Space 10 Points Reach space
Abducted 25 Points Get caught by a UFO
Icarus 25 Points Get burned by a sun
Persistent 25 Points Play over an hour
Professional 25 Points Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Radioactive 25 Points Use a nuke
Addicted 50 Points Play over 2 hours
Golden Shell 50 Points Buy everything
Master 50 Points Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Traveler 50 Points Total over 1 million feet
WorldsEdge 100 Points Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)

Medals Earned: 5/20 (30/500 points)